by shellex
Cap was always telling me I needed a little more color in my uniform. Something a little flashier. This dark red and black looks good, no?Well, Mr Fancypants and his buddies Black Panther, Cloak, and Dagger apparently have plenty of pizzazz. Red and yellow, red and blue, green and red, hell, it’s just the same colors over and over. Don’t see why that should be so great. Dagger, though, if she weren’t all cuddled up to that Cloak guy, I think we could have something really special.
From the vantage point of my popped-out eyeball stuck to the side of the General’s shoe, they did, I guess, ok. Sure, they beat him down pretty well, but I know for a fact that it’s just because I softened him up first. For sure he used up all of his krakows and fooms on me.
Mr Master Tactician was all like “I just loooove that red and yellow, Mr Panther. It looks faaabulous with my green!” Seems like he would admire She-Hulk’s greenness a little more, dude has some weird priorities.
Anyway, ol’ DP saves the day, stopped the bad guy, and rescued the girl/hulk. Time to relax, chill out with a couple co’beers with my new frie—hey! Wait! Where are y’all going?? Come on, at least scrape up my eyeball so I can regenerate with you guys! Steve...err, Mr Captain America? You wouldn’t leave a soldier, umm, you know, mercenary behind, would you?
SH